Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Progressive My Ass.

1. Why has no one pointed out that the only woman, and the only person of colour involved in this fiasco is the GG?...just look at the "Progressive Coalition":Chretien, Broadbent, Dion, Duceppe, and Layton.

The architects and leaders of the "Coalition", look like they should all be sitting in a urologist's waiting room stressing about their enlarged prostrates, and middle of the night bathroom visits.
Could these guys be any older or whiter? So long democratic reform. Bonjour same old same old.

He's baaaaaack.... Lord Voldomort has risen again pulling strings from his office at Heenan's.


Stephen Harper in his second "learner's permit" minority mandate has given the breath of life to:

A. the WORST tendencies and inclinations of the Liberal Party;
B. Jack Layton's "grandiose personality disorder", and;
C. Duceppe's last, best and only hope of ever being relevant to the Quebecois people.

All Harper had to do was WAIT until MAY 09 for the stupid expensive deeply anti-democratic Liberal Convention.

If so much as one responsible journalist were to report truthfully and accurately on the FACTS about the Vancouver Liberal Convention "Rules" and Liberal Party Finances, to the Canadian People, that $1.75 per voter stipend would cancelled by the Canadian People faster than Air Canada cancels flights when it doesn't have a full plane for take off.

Don't be surprised if Deb Gray (god bless her) doesn't zip herself into her Winter Riding leathers, rev up the Honda Golden Wing, strap on her hairdresser husband to the side car, and make the trek east to beat some sense into Stevie ie remind him that his 5 minute"I'm the government speech" tonight didn't cut it and Canadians would like a genuine apology.

How could Harper have been soooo stupid? And how can he continue to be frigging stupid?Here he was tonight all slimmed down, with his big "little pet shop eyes" blinking creepily at us all, pretending like he just didn't shoot the country in the foot. Someone please get him to say "I'm sorry" . And so -long Guy Giorno you dumb ass.You make Ian Brodie seem like a sensitive, in touch with the people metrosexual.

Don't believe for a minute Mrs Ignatieff actually cooked chicken at the "Yorkville summit" Hell no! Bob's handlers and food tasters never would have allowed it.
Here's the likely story: She was locked in the bedroom sewing jewellery, currency, and multiple passports into her warmest winter coat at her husband's instructions.

Because the last time an Ignatieff was this twitchy, the Reds were beheading White Russians in their beds, and advancing towards St. Petersburg.But this time it's not the Bolsheviks Iggy is likely worried about but the Jacobins...so called "reformers" hiding their own venality in the cloak of "the will of the people".

Hmmm should Ignatieff take his last copy of his Isaiah Berlin Bio as he tries to escape his troubled homeland before the putsch? Yes take it! He can use it to rest his head on, or keep it against his body for warmth in the dark days ahead.

Congratulations Canada, we are now the freak show of anglo-american democracy. It is cold lonely and crazy in this frozen banana "constitutional democracy".

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